There are some days during the school year when teaching high school feels a little like herding cats. For me, those days include Valentine's Day, Friday before spring break, homecoming week, and Halloween. Halloween is especially tricky since it tends to come right after all of the homecoming and spirit week shenanigans, plus it involves copious amounts of sugar, late night outings, and attire that is not always conducive to learning. Some years, I trek on through the transcendentalists (the unit that happens to land in late October most years) without acknowledging the distractions at all. From a curricular design perspective, this keeps my plan tight, but from a practical standpoint, it almost always ends up in an incredibly labored (and generally ignored) lecture with very little successful learning. On the other extreme, I do not want to sacrifice all meaningful learning by giving that day to mindless busy work or that classroom management nightmare called free time. Below I am sharing some ideas for Halloween activities for the English classroom that embrace the holiday, while holding on to academic standards. I'd love to hear your suggestions, experiences, and comments below.